I get monkey balls, not so much monkey butt.

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  My name is Randy and I am a Firefighter in California. I got my first bottle of Monkey Butt as a joke for fathers day. Let me tell you it's no joke. As a Firefighter spending hours on end fighting wildland fires the last thing I need to worry about is dealing with chaffing. With all of the safety gear that we have to wear plus it being 115 degrees F. plus the heat from the fire believe me when I say we sweat A LOT. I have tried many other products and I must say that AMBP is by far the BEST product out there! When lives and property are on the line I need to be at the top of my game. AMBP helps me achieve that goal! I have just ordered a six pack and a COOL shirt from you guys. Fire season is a LONG way from being over here in California. Thanks for your GREAT product and I will be sure to pass your product name around the Fire Line and Fire Camp. Thanks again for making my job easier! Randy S. Martin Firefighter/Arson Investigator