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May 27, 2008 12:29 by ryan

Beef jerky theft leads to Port St. Lucie arrest 

PORT ST. LUCIE — A man was caught trying to hide 23 packs of Slim Jim beef jerky and "hot sausages" in his pants after punching a man at a Marathon gas station on Port St. Lucie Boulevard, according to a police report released today.Jerry Boston Jr., 23, of 1091 SW Mataro Ave., was arrested Saturday on charges of theft and battery after an officer reported finding $25 worth of "meat products" inside Boston's pants pockets. He was allegedly trying to flee the gas station on his red bicycle when the officer caught him.
 
A bystander at the gas station told officers Boston punched him four times for no reason. Two clerks also reported that Boston went to the meat section and they heard "rustling around.""The clerks said that Jerry came to the counter to pay for one hot sausage and they could see five more sticking out of his pants," the report states.When one clerk tried to call the police, Boston called her a lesbian and told her to "be cool" because he had to feed his kids, the report states.

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