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STUART — A 30-year-old Stuart man was not amused when his roommate placed lines of baby powder in his bedroom to resemble cocaine just before a deputy paid a visit.

According to an incident report, a deputy arrived at an Aster Lane apartment early Thursday morning to inform the man he had an injunction against him and could not be within 500 feet of the home.

The deputy followed the man into his bedroom to watch him pack his belongings, according to the report.

“As I entered the bedroom, I immediately noticed three lines, approximately four inches in length, of a white powdery substance,” the deputy wrote in the report.

The man said his 20-year-old female roommate used baby powder to play a joke on him, and because the powder tested negative for cocaine, no one was charged Thursday morning, according to the report.

To be safe, the deputy collected the white substance and submitted it to a drug lab for testing, according to the report.